Of all the very many things my penis is around Gerri, flaccid is not one of them.
What about me screams girl's soccer fan? No it's Buffy. I don't know her. She does mommy yoga, or something. Kind of beloved here. It wouldn't be a bad idea to be buds, since it seems like social standing is the currency of choice, here. You two can bounce your hair at each other and have topless pillow fights and scissor to Celine Dion. IDK.
I wasn't exactly invited, per se. I mean, I don't know her, like I said. So I'm asking if you'd like to come crash the prom with me. I can't go alone, that would be creepy.
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Sounds like a bad deal.
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Did the girls’ soccer team invite you?
Rome, ew.
[ she figured kendall had that in him, but “teenage girlfriend” actually seems below roman, somehow. ]
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What about me screams girl's soccer fan? No it's Buffy. I don't know her. She does mommy yoga, or something. Kind of beloved here. It wouldn't be a bad idea to be buds, since it seems like social standing is the currency of choice, here. You two can bounce your hair at each other and have topless pillow fights and scissor to Celine Dion. IDK.
I wasn't exactly invited, per se. I mean, I don't know her, like I said. So I'm asking if you'd like to come crash the prom with me. I can't go alone, that would be creepy.