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ROY, shiv. ([personal profile] accomplice) wrote2026-01-16 04:18 pm
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[personal profile] populate 2026-01-20 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
shiv, before i ask. just know i'm asking earnestly. genuine, bottom of my heart type shit. if you laugh i'll kill myself.
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[personal profile] populate 2026-01-21 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
Yes. And in exchange you get the silverware. And my left testicle. Or the right, you can have either but not both.
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[personal profile] populate 2026-01-21 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
So apparently they're throwing a prom for some girl's birthday.
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[personal profile] populate 2026-01-21 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
Of all the very many things my penis is around Gerri, flaccid is not one of them.

What about me screams girl's soccer fan? No it's Buffy. I don't know her. She does mommy yoga, or something. Kind of beloved here. It wouldn't be a bad idea to be buds, since it seems like social standing is the currency of choice, here. You two can bounce your hair at each other and have topless pillow fights and scissor to Celine Dion. IDK.

I wasn't exactly invited, per se. I mean, I don't know her, like I said. So I'm asking if you'd like to come crash the prom with me. I can't go alone, that would be creepy.
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[personal profile] populate 2026-02-13 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Guess what? Turns out if you suck me off we both get to Gold. So do you want to get on your knees now, or should I get you a pillow first, or?